M: can i tell you something secret
L: of course.
M: i think ih ave a crush on tim allen he's so funny
L: I may have to renounce our bffness...Hes a druggie
M:he reminds me of my dad.... is he?
L: Well he was.
M: what kind of drugs? i love him
L: like coke hard core...Im sorry i look at him and see buzz lightyear
M: i'm not pleased you'd talk about my dad that way
L: you cant have a crush on your dad past the age of ten thats when the eggs start hatching.
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