Thursday, October 13, 2011

Hand jobs and baby food

M: call my office and see if the general mailbox recording is weird
L: ok
 L: no its fine
 M: ok cool
 L: you should do sex phone operator
 M: hahah
  i kind of thought that
  after i listened to it
 L: its like
  press one for a hand job
  press two for a fucking
 press three for organic fruit juice for your toddler
M: press five if your pants are unbottoning
 L: four gets no love
 M: four's for whores
 L: whores just get hugs
  no kissing
M: julia roberts style
 L: amen

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