Thursday, October 13, 2011

I NEED NEW PANTS

M: oh
  that sucks
  i can be quirt
 L: what is quirt
M: quiet
 L: I cannot
  quirt sounds gross
 L: like a fart
 M: i laughed after i typed it
  i was going to fix it but then i just didnt
 L: like a queef
 L: but you shit
 quirt
 M: quirt
 L: a shitty queef
 M you queefer
  a quirt
 L: "I had to clean my sheets cause that nasty bitch i took home last night quirted all over my bed"
  quirt.
M: ew
  I had to bring Lauren new pants to work beause she quirted herself when she sneezed.
  quirt
 L: Its happened before

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